"harry is in LA"
"he’s going to the 1975 tonight"
"he’ll be at coachella weekend two"
"with matty healy"
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
let’s go all
the way tonight
sometimes i seem to forget i like on direction and i sit down and watch this is us and all of a sudden i melt into a puddle of gooeyness
I don’t even click play anymore.. I already know…
*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro
I was collecting the voice files from Disney Infinity when I noticed that Elsa’s are arranged and performed in a rather…amusing way.
Performed by Idina Menzel herself
What the fuck
"is he the messiest?"
"does he do the washing up?"
"does he make his bed?"
"would you rather be with one of these guys?"